Nothing Special

Hello all!
This part of the Whateverlution...is all about me. Call it an ongoing ever changing 'about the author' Dane Cook once said...A suicide note written by someone who is not suicidal is called an autobiography.

So what gives me the ability to speak out about the world? Why should anyone listen when I tell them about fitness, gaming, intellectual pursuits, the sociological ramifications of current world politics, and gummy worms?

Well that's something you're going to have to learn as you go. However if you want credentials, allow me to fill in a bit of my resume.

At 34 I have collected paychecks from over 30 different employers. I have built million dollar homes, I have driven a front end loader through mountains of trash, I've been to basic training and enjoyed some peace time national guard time, I've worked for restaurants, retail chains, and convenient stores and been a substitute teacher. However I have also spent over five years as a guard at a county jail AND 30 days as an inmate at a different county jail. (For CIVIL CONTEMPT-I couldn't afford to pay ALIMONY, and was subsequently put in jail, which caused me to lose my job with the Sheriff's Department)

My education involves an Associates degree, and 90 credits towards a BS in Mental Health and Human services, as well as a healthy interest in reference literature. School and I have never gotten along, I find it too rigid and constraining, I can learn more on my own.

The only things I know for sure...I've been pretty good at just about every job I've ever had. The closest to a job I actually liked was as a guard. I'm a people watcher and psychological dynamics fascinate me, plus I'm an adrenaline junkie and at the time thrived amidst the crazy fights, hangings, cut-ups etc etc. That being said I now have to pursue a different career, and this blog circle is part of it. It's a social and personal experiment. I know that everywhere I've gone, people tend to remember me. However despite being a quick learner, and intelligent and well-spoken, something seems to be holding me back. So I am now hoping to work from that into something here, maybe a job, maybe a career, maybe pocket money, time will tell.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Economic dynamic

The Economy of a Life
Looking at hard facts objectively

Presently I am unemployed and my unemployment pays me 359.00 per week.  I do not having taxes taken out because I need every dollar I can get.  From that Child support automatically withdraws 114.00.  Leaving me with 245.00 per week, it should last until about the first week of January.  From that I pay 150 per week to cover my portion of rent and go towards monthly expenses.  With the remaining 95.00 I need to pay 90.00 per month in car insurance, buy food, give G extra towards my cell phone, and put gas in my car.  So say my insurance is 22.50 a week from that 95. I am now down to 72.50 per week.  It’s really not an acceptable number.
So I need to work clearly right, or find a way to get on full time disability for about a year so I can straighten myself out and find a job.  So let’s look at jobs available to me.
My Resume:
Construction? bleak but 10ish an hour in this economy (I was 15.00 when I left the industry)
Substitute teaching? about 60 a day if I can still pass a background check with my blemish
Security?  While I am well trained and very capable most of my credibility disappears with my incarceration, and dismissal from Cumberland County.
Retail? Looking at a starting pay around 8.00 probably closer to 7.50 I’ll look at this in a minute below
Restaurant? Wrong season most places don’t pay very well.
Fast Food? Assuming a quick ascension to manager I could make it to 10.00 an hour conceivably.  See Below.

The Economy part.
Base Pay
After taxes x.80
After Child Support -114
Monthly take home
8.00x40= 320.00
256.00
142.00
568.00
9.00= 360.00
288.00
174.00
696.00
10.00=400.00
320.00
206.00
824.00
11.00=440.00
352.00
238.00
952.00
12.00=480.00
384.00
270.00
1080.00





So assuming I can find a job within a 20 mile area that will pay one of these amounts.  On a 5 day week that’s 200 miles a week of straight commuting.  Add another 50 for getting the kids and around town BS and we are at 250.00 miles per week.  At 15 MPG I need 17 miles of gas a week at 3.70 that’s 62.00 a week for gas to get to and from work.  With an assumed rent of 600.00 a month and gas to get to this job I am at 848.00 per month.  I haven’t eaten yet.  So bare minimum in order to both work and GET TO work I need 850.00 a month.  So I need to be making AT LEAST 10.50 an hour.  Now my Child support is actually 100.00 a week but there’s an extra 15.00 a week going to arrearages.  Get this!  If I make 10.50 an hour the Child support worksheet says I should pay 122.00 a week so it is a difference of over 20%.  She could take me back to court and get an extra 22.00 a week.  Dropping me back below the amount of money I need to survive at 10.50.  So I now HAVE to get both FULL TIME and 11.00 an hour.  (Which would raise my child support another 5.00 a week) I was making over 18.00 an hour for County...

So any pointers?  How should I start my job hunt?

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